Unfollow the herd.

Sick of being the product?
Tired of likes, ads, trolls, and mindless scrolling?

Good. You’re not alone.

Happentell isn’t just a new social network. It’s a digital detox. A quiet riot. A place for real talk, not clickbait.

No algorithms. No tracking. No vanity metrics.

Just your circle. Your stories. Your pace.

Happentell, because social media sold out, and we’re buying back your peace of mind.

Join the resistance.

The Story Behind the Name Happentell

We wanted a name that felt real. Not corporate. Not algorithmic. Not desperate for your attention.

We looked to Appenzell, a quiet Swiss region where the cows outnumber influencers and nobody’s life is curated for likes. A place where things still happen, honestly, spontaneously, and people tell stories because they matter, not because they trend.

Happentell was born from that idea.
A mash-up of happen and tell.
Because that’s what we believe in:
Moments that unfold naturally.
Stories that deserve to be shared.
A digital space that feels more like a village square than a marketing funnel.

No filters. No followers. Just you, and the people you choose to be connected with.

Be the first to join when we launch! Free for ever for the first 1'000 users.

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Before you hit submit, here's the deal, in plain English, because we respect your time and your brain: We’re collecting your name and email. That’s it. Why? So we can let you know when Happentell is ready for liftoff and maybe ask if you'd like to test it. We don’t sell your data. We don’t stalk you online. We don’t let “partners” (read: advertisers) rummage through your inbox. Basically, we're the opposite of those bastards who turned your privacy into a business model. Your info stays locked up tighter than your ex’s Spotify playlist. And if you ever change your mind? Just email us at WHATSUP@HAPPENTELL.COM and we’ll vanish your data like a magician at a GDPR party. Before you hit submit, here's the deal, in plain English, because we respect your time and your brain: We’re collecting your name and email. That’s it. Why? So we can let you know when Happentell is ready for liftoff and maybe ask if you'd like to test it. We don’t sell your data. We don’t stalk you online. We don’t let “partners” (read: advertisers) rummage through your inbox. Basically, we're the opposite of those bastards who turned your privacy into a business model. Your info stays locked up tighter than your ex’s Spotify playlist. And if you ever change your mind? Just email us at WHATSUP@HAPPENTELL.COM and we’ll vanish your data like a magician at a GDPR party. I agree to the use of my data for the purposes of Happentell beta testing and communications. I’ve read the privacy promise and I feel strangely okay about it.

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